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"You think we're dancing?"
"That's all we've ever done."
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You taste like ashes.
Unless we had chocolate on hand. Mello is in a permanent state of PMS, which is why he needs chocolate. And likes to kill people.
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Asian Boys: The Other White Meat
"Language most shows a man; speak, that I may see thee."
What's YOUR wewationship to Itsygo?
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"You think we're dancing?"
"That's all we've ever done."
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You taste like ashes.
That's because his gender change went awry, and the surgeons don't know how to stop his estrogen levels from going all over the place.
So, let us rant about these lovely, pretty men.
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Asian Boys: The Other White Meat
"Language most shows a man; speak, that I may see thee."
What's YOUR wewationship to Itsygo?
Ahhhh, I could rant about these lovely, pretty men for all day...
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"You think we're dancing?"
"That's all we've ever done."
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You taste like ashes.
I'm a belly kind of girl. Eyebrows, chests, and stomachs.
No, Mello is. And flaming.
Oh dear. So it'd be a threesome, then?... Poor you.
I'm glad Mello's only one guy. Even if he is gay. I just want to look at him...and touch his poochy belly.
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Asian Boys: The Other White Meat
"Language most shows a man; speak, that I may see thee."
What's YOUR wewationship to Itsygo?
Yes, you are amazing.
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Errrrr...
Ryou and Evil Bakura have the same body...
It's like multiple personality disorder, only Yami Bakura's not another personality, he's another whole person!
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"You think we're dancing?"
"That's all we've ever done."
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You taste like ashes.
No, Ken'ichi Matsuyama is!
I'm sorry, my mind has fallen into the gutter. Please get it for me before the street cleaners come.
That must make for some interesting conversations with himself. And what about grocery shopping? Two Bakuras craving different things... and what if one of them has to go to the bathroom, and the other one is waiting in line at the DMV or something?
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Asian Boys: The Other White Meat
"Language most shows a man; speak, that I may see thee."
What's YOUR wewationship to Itsygo?
And you're awesomer than him!
Oh yes.
Well... um... Evil Bakura's just the 3000-year-old spirit of the King of Thieves.
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"You think we're dancing?"
"That's all we've ever done."
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You taste like ashes.
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